Saturday, December 12, 2015

Holiday Havoc

I tell ya what... these past few weeks I could have more fun tangled up in a barbed wire fence! Starting a couple days after Thanksgiving my bowels were in an uproar. I finally got that unpleasant little malady cleared up and now I have the sneezing snot face. Hey! I'll try and look at the bright side... I'm still breathing. I generally stop sneezing and snotting a couple hours after I return home then start back up less than 30 minutes at work. Maybe I'm allergic to something there, possibly work! And Lord have mercy, if the tissue paper there was any rougher it would still have bark on it.  also much to my good fortune I have the ability to ignore or block out a degree of crap not worth hearing. I am admittedly somewhat hard of hearing and can pretty well switch on "selective hearing".  They've been playing Christmas music at work. Not that I mind Christmas music if done well but they have somehow found the world's worst renditions of every holiday song ever.
I love Nat King Cole or Karen Carpenter's "Christmas Song",  Emerson, Lake & Palmer's "Father Christmas", Bing Crosby's "White Christmas", all the holiday songs by Celtic Woman and Trans Siberian Orchestra. Not "Frosty the Snowman"  or any of the crap about Santa. Sorry but that makes me say, "Bah, humbug!"

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