Thursday, March 10, 2016

Finding My Hair

I'll readily admit I have thinning hair on the top of my noggin. Perhaps if I let my beard grow another year or so I can use it to do a "comb over". Actually I see the thinning hair and graying beard as signs of longevity. Almost as badges of honor as I've worked hard to get my look. At any rate I just found a lot of the hair many men consider lost.

I noticed it took longer for the tub to drain than it did for me to take a shower. Well yesterday I pulled the strainer out of the tub and Good Lord! There was enough hair in there to weave a Navajo blanket. I didn't inspect the wads as I was tossing  them into the toilet as it looked like something a mutant gigantic cat would cough up. My hair is relatively longish and my beard is now over a foot long and there's plenty of assorted body fur spread around so I really shouldn't have been taken aback by it taking a year or so to clog a drain.

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