Before my parents divorced they had my older brother and myself. My dad remarried and fathered my sister, Libby and brother, Barry. Now Barry and I look as related as a white tailed deer and a moose. I'm 5' 9" and about 140 pounds, formerly black now gray longish hair and full 12" beard. Barry is over 6' near if not over 300 pounds, blonde buzz cut with a natty little stash & goatee.
A few years back at the trailer hood I got a knock at the door. It was Barry who was working as a repo man. It seems some fool who hadn't kept up payments on his car had given him a face full of pepper spray. Hey! You don't make payments you can't keep your car. Now this jackass had made several mistakes. A#1 He didn't make payment. B#2 The repo man came, he knows where you live. Then he sprayed a large repo man with pepper spray.
I asked Barry what his game plan was. He replied, "I'm going back and getting his damn car. But first I'm whupping his ass!"
What's the lesson here kids? If you don't make payments you will not keep the stuff. If you piss off the repo man you may not keep your teeth!
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