It Be That Way Sometimes

Last time I loaned my mower to my neighbor I said, "Bring it back full of gas and you break it, you bought it." She brung it back nigh onto empty, she'd dropped the front wheels 2 notches but not the back (which mangled my front yard until I seen what had been maladjusted) and it took me 3 tries to get the self propel mechanism working right again. Well, she asked me tother day to borrow it again and got shot down and I told her why. I've been out watering my front garden and fruit trees a couple times since then and seen her and her pack of snot gobblers. They haven't said ,"Hey... How are you... Kiss my ass..." Nary a word. The wrestler, Ice Man King Parsons summed it up nicely when he said, "Like Momma said, 'It be that way sometimes'."