Razor Blades?

November the 1st will be the 2 year anniversary of my officially not shaving. According to beard contest rules (yes, there are official rules for measuring a beard) mine is over 12". Last night at work I must admit I thought I was being set up as a joke. A customer asked me where in the store are razor blades. I finally realized he was serious and said, "Sir, you are obviously asking the wrong man that question... but we can go find em together."