We plant lawns of beautiful grass then put in concrete walkways and post signs "Keep Off The Grass" a la Pink Floyd. We cram our feet into shoes shaped nothing like feet and bitch about foot pain. I believe most if not all our foot problems are caused by our shoes. The rest of our foot problems along w/ knee and back aches are caused by spending all our time walking on perfectly flat and/or level, harder than stone surfaces. The best part of my day after work is taking off my shoes and socks then going out to feed my ducks and geese. Then I walk in the dew laden grass and step into the duck & goose yard. I don't worry about stepping in fresh yard bird butt pudding as I put out feed and fresh water for them. It'll get washed off when I walk thru the wet grass again.
More people should have ducks. I think of mine more as family than pets. They are even better than Dr. Phil for therapy. There would be a lot less stress and violence in the world if more people had ducks. Hey! Even after the worst night ever at work it's hard for me to stay pissed off at the world after just a few minutes w/ the quack pack!
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